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To My Dearest Wife,
During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:
We will wake the kids - 54 times
It's too late - 15 times
I'm too tired - 42 times
It's too early - 12 times
It's too hot - 18 times
Pretending to be asleep - 31 times
The neighbors will hear - 9 times
Headache or backache - 26 times
Sunburn - 10 times
by ~TheRamenNoodles
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- Current Residence: The World That Never Was
- deviantWEAR sizing preference: wtf?
- Print preference: wtf?
- Interests: VAing, Drawing, Abridging.
- Favourite movie: Pokemon.
- Favourite band or musician: Flow, HAN0N1, Antic Cafe, Aya Hirano.
- Favourite genre of music: J-Rock, J-Pop, Rock, Punk, Some Metal.
- Favourite artist: Masashi Kishimoto, Ken Sugimori.
- Favourite poet or writer: Satoshi Tajiri(pokemon)
- Favourite photographer: none
- Favourite style of art: Anime
- Operating System: ?
- MP3 player of choice: umm internet and video games?
- Shell of choice: does a cave count?
- Wallpaper of choice: maybe black and red?
- Skin of choice: umm..any?
- Favourite game: Pokemon
- Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo, PS[Series] XBOX360.
- Favourite cartoon character: Lucario, Wolf(starfox)
- Personal Quote: "You can pick your friends, but You cannot pick Your Fruit, They Pick you."
- Tools of the Trade: Laughter.
- Skype: KazuxNatii
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((do you have skype?:3))
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♥~Helping Rushi Infect the World with pink sparkles~♥
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Kazu, The Fastest. Strongest. Most Happy-Go Lucky, Adventure Loving, Fun-Having, ADD-Prone, Protective of Friends Afro-American Furry In The Entire Tri-State Area.
P.S.-He is also a ScoobyDoobyDouchebag.
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♥~Helping Rushi Infect the World with pink sparkles~♥
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